I can only have a man who will leap into the water, not minding the damn fish and whatever other little things that scare him. Non-necessary “Guys are like dogs. “A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle." “The female mind is certainly a devious one, my lord." They’re the same species from the same planet. ‘Hold my purse’.” ~ UnknownThere are many such instances where you can just let go and lose yourself in this sunnier side of life. Let’s take a look at some witty one liners about men and marriage.“Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.” ~ Helen Rowland“Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.” ~ Helen Rowland“A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.” ~ Brendan Francis Funny Men And Women Men Women Funny Men And Women Single Thought Funny Marriage Humor Jokes Sex Appeal Keeping It Real It Is What It Is Life Love Forgiveness Difficulty The Bed of Procrustes: Philosophical and Practical Aphorisms We also use third-party cookies that help us analyze and understand how you use this website. Like women do everything men are doing so after a while men start treating the women like men.There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. “Men are from Earth, women are from Earth.
Out of these cookies, the cookies that are categorized as necessary are stored on your browser as they are essential for the working of basic functionalities of the website. Necessary “Men who don’t understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.” ~ AnonymousSign up to receive the latest and greatest articles from our site automatically each week (give or take)...right to your inbox.Life is too short to be spent in being sad and cribbing about things. “A man does what he can; a woman does what a man cannot.”

“Basically, all women are nurturers and healers, and all men are mental patients to varying degrees.” Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.” ~ Anonymous“Marriage is give and take. It really is that simple.” You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.” ~ Anonymous“Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. This difference could not be more apparent than in our communication styles, and in its goals. Here’s two you might not know: Genetically, men and women’s DNA is 98.5 percent identical. By and large, women are wired with one set of wants and needs in terms of communication, while men are wired … If you’re a woman, you know you need more folate and you burn fat during exercise. Because opposites attract.” ~ Kathy Lette“Women marry men hoping they will change. They even have the same hormones. They all start out like grapes, and it’s our job to stomp them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you’d like to have dinner with.” ~ Kathleen Mifsud“A man in love is incomplete until he is married. This category only includes cookies that ensures basic functionalities and security features of the website. That's your big goodbye?" “The best men tell you the truth because they think you can take it; the worst men either try to preserve you in some innocent state with their false protection, or are ‘brutally honest.’ When someone tells, lets you think for yourself, experience your own emotions, he is treating you as a true equal, a friend…And the best men cook for you.” So each is inevitably disappointed.” ~ Albert Einstein“No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.” ~ Anonymous40 Oh-so-relatable Quotes About Getting the Monday Blues“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.” ~ Anonymous“A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing.” ~ Duane Dewel“The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.” ~ Jilly Cooper“It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.” ~ Helen RowlandLove, which is an intense emotion, also has a humorous side to it. Showing search results for "Funny Men Vs Women" sorted by relevance. 18375 matching entries found. Neither works.” According to a popular book Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, there are a few instances when men and women have divided opinions about many things.