Hope you're enjoying my suffering so far.I'm no stranger to massive dietary changes — I gained 80 pounds in college and then lost 45 pounds in three to four months after I graduated. Buffett, 87, has long been vocal about his love for Coke, and even told Fortune in 2015 that he is "one-quarter Coca-Cola." Oren had a birthday yesterday 86 years old. We decided against a post-dinner drink, and wandering off from the rest of the group, I felt unsure on my feet.Stock futures were up on Tuesday, so I decided it would be fair to get a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit. Sitting down for my final lunch, I realized I probably made the guy a lot of money that week. I imagined keeling over and puking into the East River.I felt as if the sugar, syrup, and grease leaked from my belly to my legs. Rick Wilking/Reuters Get your daily markets analysis with our Markets newsletter. And if you were wondering, the man has absolutely ZERO health problems.I’m interested with Warren Buffett diet. This man doesn’t like caviar and $100 slices of sashimi.PS. Imagine having maple syrup in your joints and muscles — that's what I felt like.I get to work around 7:30 a.m. . He said the Secret to success = count your calories.The man doesn’t actually have an official diet book or anything, but I’ve recently stumbled upon an older Buffet is from the Midwest, so he is probably descended from hardy Midwestern farm folk, people who survived as pioneers when there were no antibiotics. The bloating was making my back hurt. The man is right. I was joined by four of my coworkers to bask in the final meal of my epic run. To my surprise, it was fine. Life is too short to eat foods you don’t like, so go out and eat a bacon-wrapped doughnut right now (like seriously, go now, I’ll wait).Oh and BTW, the man is currently the third richest man in the world with a net worth of $50 billion dollar. (I overestimated my pay as an intern and underestimated NYC rents. The biggest issue was the lack of coffee, as Buffett doesn't drink the stuff.Buffett said he favored either Diet Coke or Cherry Coke and had at least five cans of the soda a day.There were some basic ground rules — eat three meals a day, don't drink The increase in meat consumption was making me sweat more than usual (weirdly enough, from my kneecaps, of all places). I typically try to run four to five miles a day after work, and I was dreading how I would feel. If the market is flat, as it was Monday morning before the open, he goes for the sausage McMuffin.The sundae was delightful. Warren Buffett: A thought experiment Buffett began seriously investing when he was 10 years old . The weird thing though was that I was still hungry at every meal.For the first three-quarters of a pound, I consumed it with reckless abandon, ignoring the inevitable food hangover that was surely coming. Also, it made me realize that McDonald's sausage by itself is not very good. On the other hand some of the snacks he eats probably total up the carb count real quick so in his case I guess calorie count and serving amount does make a difference. He can have no teeth if he wants I wouldn’t call prostate cancer and colon polyps zero health problems. Bob Bryan/Business Insider (Spoiler: It didn't work.) Genetics plays a decisive role in overall health and longevity. I dozed off for a little over an hour, trying to pretend my stomach wasn't bursting at the seams.Honestly, given the recent rise in the stock market, Buffett must be getting sick of these biscuits by now. Thus, I decided to go with one of these each day.Even at my heaviest, I never felt this run-down. When I think about rich people, the first 3 things that come to mind are: 1) 5 star meals prepared by a private fancy schmancy chef. In my case I lost weight very quickly and easily on low-carb diet and so far, years later, after taking in a lot of my clothes, I don’t have to take them out again.2) Tailor-made clothing made from penguin silk.http://www.futureofcapitalism.com/2010/03/warren-buffett-on-cnbcLet me know what you think in the comments below.Why Eating 6 Meals A Day Is Not Awesome(Plus A Really Sort Of Cool Story)For those of you who have been living under a rock, Warren Buffett is considered as one of the world’s most successful investors.